Crag reports

Field notes

Written the way the day should be climbed. Short on feelings. Long on the move.

9 August 2026

A field guide to the noises people bring outdoors, and the recommended action for each.

21 June 2026

Kneebars, heel hooks, and the rest of the clerical class. Hands, feet, hips, up.

2 April 2026

The official stance on feelings at the crag is complete, and it is short. None.

18 March 2026

Beta is a story other people tell about a sequence they needed. After the guidebook, pull.

3 February 2026

Plastic holds in a climate-controlled room are exercise. The coalition declines to call them climbing.

12 January 2026

A spotter is a witness you hire for a fall you have already scheduled. The coalition does not recognize the position.