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Hats, cotton, chalk, and a sticker. The cart is a rumor. The price is a number we enjoy saying.

No. 101 Send or Cry Hat

Send or Cry Hat

Brim wide enough to hide one unauthorized tear.

$40
No. 102 No Beta Tee

No Beta Tee

Cotton heavy enough to count as training.

$35
No. 103 Toxic Chalk Bag

Toxic Chalk Bag

Holds chalk and nothing else, especially not advice.

$28
No. 104 Crag Dominance Sticker

Crag Dominance Sticker

For a cooler. Never for a rental you respect.

$6
No. 105 Feelings Are Runout Flannel

Feelings Are Runout Flannel

Plaid, unlined, emotional range limited to temperature.

$65
No. 106 Spotter Not Included Bucket

Spotter Not Included Bucket

For people who land on their feet, or not at all.

$22