Fall / Winter Catalog · No. 48 · Free to anyone who can do a pull-up

Bringing Toxic Masculinity back to the Crag.

Outdoor rock. No feelings. Pull until the route agrees. Your wife will be waiting with a hot meal when you return a man

No Pads Since '78

Or until you start talking about your process. Whichever comes first.

The rock does not accept edits. Neither does the shipping department.

Not a single item was designed in a climate-controlled room.

The Goods

Pages 4–11 · Prices in honest dollars

No. 101

Brim wide enough to hide one unauthorized tear.

$40 See the catalog →

No. 102

Cotton heavy enough to count as training.

$35 See the catalog →

No. 105

Plaid, unlined, emotional range limited to temperature.

$65 See the catalog →

Dispatches from the crag

9 August 2026

A field guide to the noises people bring outdoors, and the recommended action for each.

21 June 2026

Kneebars, heel hooks, and the rest of the clerical class. Hands, feet, hips, up.

2 April 2026

The official stance on feelings at the crag is complete, and it is short. None.

18 March 2026

Beta is a story other people tell about a sequence they needed. After the guidebook, pull.

One field. An email. We do not want your goals, your project, or your gym.